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thatweirdgirlwiththedog:

gypsums:

how many more days until the super bowl ends?

#how to piss off soccer and football fans at the same time

1 week ago • 29932 notes

kal3idoscopic:

Sharing peoples nudes doesn’t prove your masculinity all it proves is you’re a fucking asshole

1 week ago • 1462 notes

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

1 week ago • 386482 notes

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

1 week ago • 878278 notes

lukeshemnings:

my type of guy is the famous unreachable type 

1 week ago • 70030 notes
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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

2 weeks ago • 151662 notes

radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

2 weeks ago • 104923 notes

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

2 weeks ago • 241623 notes

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

2 weeks ago • 182191 notes

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

2 weeks ago • 480796 notes
afgaganistan:

afgaganistan:

2 weeks ago • 410554 notes
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alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

2 weeks ago • 119883 notes

“Oh shut up. Every time it rains, it stops raining. Every time you hurt, you heal. After darkness, there is always light and you get reminded of this every morning but still you choose to believe that the night will last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Not the good or the bad. So you might as well smile while you’re here.”

— I Wrote This For You (via stability)
2 weeks ago • 191137 notes