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justnabingaround:

when the person you hate tries to talk to you

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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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shouldnt:

omg

shouldnt:

omg

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maisonmartinmargielous:

pupjoy:

i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself

Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even better you can leave you basic ass bitch have fun with ya mid rise bootcut old navy clearance rack jeans hoe

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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oopsishittedagain:

avengethewholockians:

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

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i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

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sniffing:

me

sniffing:

me

2 days ago • 35287 notes

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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