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20 hours ago • 111508 notes

lamelohan:

*when someone you know walks up to you in public*

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20 hours ago • 4589 notes

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

20 hours ago • 404171 notes

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

21 hours ago • 262306 notes

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

22 hours ago • 79408 notes
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

1 day ago • 135561 notes

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

1 day ago • 204325 notes
tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

1 day ago • 183858 notes